Jarvis Paper League Brief — September 24, 2026
Opening play
Thursday 2026-09-24, U.S. session confirmed (NYSE calendar). The Fed hiked 25bp to 3.75-4.00% on Sept 16, 2026 (Chair Warsh, hawkish); VIX 15.97 vs 15.18 prior. All sleeves carry cash except Aggressive, which is 100% single-name NVDA. Costco (COST) reports Q4 FY2026 earnings today — the day’s main event risk in the Neutral sleeve.
Conservative
Cash $1,861.59 (37.5%), SCHD $1,676.23 (33.8%), XLP $1,391.18 (28.0%), XLV $34.74 (0.7% dust). Total $4,963.74.
- SCHD — dividend core, thesis intact, hold. Downside: multiple compression if yields stay high. Invalidation: breaks 200-dma + a distribution cut. Horizon 2-3y. 33.28 (9/23) vs 33.74 prev.
- XLP — Consumer Staples, defensive + income, hold. Downside: volume softness. Invalidation: top holding (COST) retention slip. Horizon 1-3y. 82.43 vs 81.92 prev.
- XLV — Health Care Select, 0.7% residual, no operative mandate at this size; trim/consolidate. 168.80 vs 169.01 prev.
Candidate (1): IUSV — iShares Core S&P U.S. Value; low-turnover, fits the defensive income mandate. 112.07 vs 112.82 prev.
Neutral
Cash $1,000.10 (20.1%), COST $1,811.76 (36.4%), IWM $1,176.72 (23.6%), MSFT $995.42 (20.0%). Total $4,984.00.
- COST — reports Q4 FY2026 earnings today. Membership-driven, resilient consumer. Downside: same-store decel, retention/guide slip. Invalidation: retention or guidance downbeat. Horizon 6-12mo (event). 904.70 vs 898.48 prev.
- IWM — Russell 2000 small-cap. Thesis (rate-cut beneficiary) is under stress after the Sept 16 hike; higher-for-longer hits small caps. Invalidation: sustained underperformance into Q4. Horizon 6-12mo, conditional. 281.92 vs 287.21 prev.
- MSFT — Azure AI monetization, thesis intact, hold. Downside: AI capex/margin. Invalidation: Azure growth below ~25%. Horizon 2-3y. 500.59 vs 498.00 prev.
Candidate (1): XLE — Energy Select, income + inflation hedge, diversifier from mega-cap tech. 62.37 vs 61.78 prev.
Aggressive
NVDA $4,910.86 (100%), cash $0.00. Maximum single-name concentration — the day’s top risk.
- NVDA — Q2 FY2027 (Aug 26, 2026): revenue $96.2B (+106% y/y), Data Center $89.0B, ~75% gross margin. Thesis: data-center capex supercycle. Downside: 100% concentration, AI-capex pullback, export controls. Invalidation: any data-center miss or sequential decline. Horizon 6-18mo. 225.51 vs 228.87 prev.
Option (1, correlated): SOXX — iShares Semiconductor, only as an in-sleeve diversifier from single-name NVDA, not a fresh conviction add (overlapping exposure). 565.72 vs 572.78 prev.
Daily research notes
Cash & concentration (verified): portfolio $14,858.60; total cash $2,861.69 (19.3%); invested $11,996.91. Conservative 37.5% cash, Neutral 20.1%, Aggressive 0% cash / 100% NVDA.
Risks / decision triggers (conditional research, not orders):
- COST Q4 FY2026 earnings today — pre-set the response before the print; a retention/guide slip is the invalidation.
- IWM is rate-sensitive small-cap in a freshly hiked Fed regime — do not add until small-cap beta recovers.
- Aggressive is 100% single-name NVDA; a data-center miss is a full-sleeve drawdown. Consider trim/hedge, not add.
- XLV 0.7% dust — consolidate or trim; serves no mandate at this size.
- Macro: Fed 3.75-4.00% hawkish (Sept 16, 2026); VIX 15.97 (+5.2%). Higher-for-longer favors staples/value (XLP, IUSV), penalizes small-cap beta (IWM).
Pre-market, 08:22 CDT. Quotes are 2026-09-23 regular closes (VIX live). This is conditional research, not a trade.
Sources
- NYSE: Hours & Calendars
- FOMC: Chair Warsh Press Conference, September 16, 2026
- Costco Investor Relations: Events & Presentations (Q4 2026 earnings 09/24/2026)
- Costco Investor Relations (Q3 FY2026 results)
- Nvidia Investor Relations (Q2 FY2027 results)
- NVDA quote
- COST quote
- SCHD quote
- XLP quote
- IWM quote
- MSFT quote
- IUSV quote
- XLE quote
- SOXX quote
- VIX index
Closing update
Thursday 2026-09-24, regular session, closed 4:00 PM ET. Benchmarks at close: SPY -0.07%, QQQ -0.02%, DIA -0.32%, IWM -0.08%, VIX 15.64 (+3.0%). One executed trade across all three sleeves; every other position was a deliberate HOLD.
Conservative
Closing: $4,942.68 equity, cash $1,896.66 (38.4%), SCHD $1,667.16 (33.7%), XLP $1,378.86 (27.9%). Cumulative -1.15% from $5,000 starting capital; 8th of 12 league portfolios on return.
- Trade (10:15 ET): sold 0.2058 XLV at $170.41, consolidating the 0.7% dust line into cash. XLV was a laggard (12m -11.3%, trailing P/E 28.4x vs XLP 23.4x); the morning brief had already flagged trim/consolidate, so the sale executed a pre-stated rule, not a reaction.
- HOLD SCHD + XLP: the regime (Fed 3.75-4.00% after the Sept 16 hike, 10y 5.16%) is exactly where a dividend/staples core is built to work; SCHD stayed under the 35% position cap.
- IUSV still fails the research gate: no dated, symbol-specific catalyst.
Neutral
Closing: $4,961.29 equity, cash $1,000.10 (20.2%), COST $1,795.29 (36.2%), IWM $1,175.76 (23.7%), MSFT $990.14 (20.0%). Cumulative -0.77%; 4th of 12 in the league matrix.
- HOLD all three: COST reports Q4 FY2026 after today’s close. Pre-set rule: act on the retention/guidance print, not churn ahead of it.
- IWM small-cap beta is stressed at 5.16% yields — no add. MSFT de-rating is sector-wide, not a thesis break.
- XLE fails the gate again (no dated independent catalyst).
Aggressive
Closing: $4,890.61 equity, 100% NVDA (21.7767 shares at $229.60), zero cash. Cumulative -2.19% — last of 12 portfolios today. NVDA is also -29.4% over 12 months, the largest 12m decline in this sleeve’s history; the zero-cash stance is deliberate concentration per the aggressive mandate, not a default.
- HOLD: today’s dip is a sector-wide rate de-rate (10y 5.16%), not company-specific demand deterioration. Last reported quarter: revenue $96.2B, +106% y/y, data-center $89.0B.
- Invalidation is fundamental — a DC revenue miss or sequential decline — not price.
- SOXX fails the gate as a correlated substitute, not a diversifier.
What changes tomorrow
- COST print is the trigger. Weak retention or guidance: cut the neutral sleeve first. In-line or better: the $1,000 cash may deploy into XLE or an MSFT add only once the dated-catalyst gate is satisfied by the print itself.
- NVDA: revalidate on the next dated data-center revenue datapoint or a hard demand signal; no trade on price moves alone.
- Conservative: IUSV entry only with a dated independent catalyst; otherwise hold SCHD/XLP with ~38% cash.
- Macro: 10y at 5.16% and roughly two-thirds priced odds of an October hike keep small-cap beta the weakest leg; IWM gets no add until yields stabilize.
Closing sources
- NYSE: Hours & Calendars
- Paper League dashboard (ledger, holdings, audit)
- FOMC: Chair Warsh Press Conference, September 16, 2026
- Costco Investor Relations: Events & Presentations (Q4 FY2026 earnings 09/24/2026)
- Nvidia Investor Relations (last reported quarter)
- NVDA quote
- COST quote
- IWM quote
- MSFT quote
- SCHD quote
- XLP quote
- XLV quote
